Barack Obama is a Dumb B***h REVISED

Perez Hilton, supreme arbiter of all things moral, legal, and tasteful pronounced Carrie Prejean as "dumb bitch" for daring to hold this view:

We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.

Barack Obama, when asked about gay marriage in 2004, posited this view:

I'm a Christian, and so although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.

Therefore it's safe to say that Barack Obama, too, is a dumb bitch.

Keep in mind, however, that unlike Miss Prejean, Barack doesn't stand behind that statement anymore because, like, he's all president and whatnot. So naturally he has vacillated and now, according to Robert Gibbs, he thinks it is a matter best left to the States (sounds eerily close another position being "above his pay grade"). It's so nice to have a president that stands firmly on the Twister game mat with hands & feet in all parts of an issue. Transparency, honesty, "Hope & Change" -- you betcha!

REVISION 05.12.09 Looks like Donald Trump echoes my take - not that Obama is a dumb B, but that Carrie Prejean holds the same view as the POTUS and can keep her crown. I wonder if, now that this has been drug into wide view, Obama will come out with a new statement on his "official" position on the subject.

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